I’m always amazed at how easy it is to not give a shit about any one else. Then I realize that it is extremely easy to do when people only give a shit insofar as they have to in order to minimize the amount of a shit they have to give. Ultimately, existence is a giant brass scale with two steamin’…
Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
Maybe its some kind of female-empowering campaigned designed to challenge women to drink it or something.
(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

this show is for little kids but it is the funniest shit I have ever seen
When I was younger I didn’t understand it. Now that I’m older, I’m almost certain every episode is a detailed account of the creator’s acid trips on his Antarctic research expedition.
(via withoutheye)
This new keyboard is going to take some time to get used to - but I really like it. I dunno man. Mechanical keyboards are preeeeeeetty sweet.
I feel like I can type faster too somehow.
Cyborg
I awoke with a fear that today would be the worst day since yesterday.


